do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence
IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!